The Death of a SAP Consultant

An SAP Consultant drop dead 

when working on a SAP Project. 

And so, he found himself 

in front of two doors. 

One door labelled "Heaven", 

and another door labelled "Hell".

As he was wondering which door

he should open to go in, 

The SAP GOD
appeared and asked him 

"Do you wish to go to Heaven or Hell ?"

Without hesitation, 

the SAP Consultant replied

"Can I have a look at each and decide later ?"

The SAP God replied

"Indeed"

The Door of Hell opened, 

as the SAP Consultant peak inside, 

he saw Sexy Ladies, People dancing, Relaxing in the pool, 

Laughs all over, with feast of food and booze.

Then the Door of Heaven closed.

And appear in front of him suddenly was the Door of Heaven.

He opened it and look inside,

he saw library of books, people were reading books, 

chanting, meditating, and a sense of moodiness.

as the Door of Heaven was closed. 

God then appeared and asked him

"So, is it Heaven or Hell ?" 

The SAP Consultant hesitated a bit

but made his decision 

"I think I like to goto Hell" 

The SAP GOD disappear

and the Door of Hell opens,

In front of him was everything Red in Fire, 

Some people were skin alive, Some had their tongue cut, 

Some were boiled in hot oil, 

All were screaming in pain of torture

The SAP Consultant quickly took a step back

out the Door of Hell 

and shouted

"No God, this was not what I saw just now"

The SAP GOD
appeared again and asked

"What's wrong ?"

The SAP Consultant said

"This was not what I saw earlier, Why ?" 

The SAP GOD replied

"Just now was only a DEMO"