This Blog is mainly on SAP Exam Questions and Selected "How-to" SAP processes

Saturday, December 31, 2016

SAP Acronyms (Part 5)

Sila Ambil Perhatian
Sign And Pay
Sijil Am Pelajaran
System Against People
Start Adding People
Shoot All Programmers
Selalu Ada Pilihan
Sorry About Production
Stand Alone Power
Start And Pray
Solves All Problems

Serba Ada Pasal

.............................. Part 6 is going to be difficult ................................

Friday, December 30, 2016

Question no 3334 : R/3 valid forecasting methods

In SAP PP as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of is NOT a valid Forecasting methods ?

(only one answer)

A)  Constant.
B)  Trend.
C)  Seasonal.
D)  Seasonal Trend.
E)  Regression.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Question no 3333 : Executing Forecast run

In SAP PP as at ECC6.0 EhP6, one can execute a Forecasting Run in which of the following areas in the PP module ?

(more than one answers)

A)  SOP Planning Table.
B)  SOP Product Group.
C)  Planned Independent Requirement.
D)  Material Master Forecasting data view.
E)  Collective Stock Requirement List.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Question no 3332 : Routing and BOM creation in PP

In SAP PP as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following creation scenarios are correct for PP BOM and Routing ?

(more than one answers)

A)   CS01 can save a BOM without a Plant.
B)   CS01 can save a BOM without a Material.
C)   CA01 can save a Routing without a Plant.
D)   CA01 can save a Routing without a Material.
E)   CA01 can save a Routing without a Plant and without a Material.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Question no 3331 : MRP Strategy

In SAP PP as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following Planning area Do NOT USE the MRP Strategy for Planning ?
(only one answer)

A)   Sales and Operations Planning.
B)   Master Production Scheduling.
C)   Long Term Planning.
D)   Material Requirement Planning.
E)   Planned Independent Requirement.

Monday, December 26, 2016

Question no 3330 : Rough-Cut Capacity Profile

In SAP PP as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following Planning area uses the Rough-Cut Capacity Profile ?

(only one answer)

A)   Sales and Operations Planning.
B)   Master Production Scheduling.
C)   Long Term Planning.
D)   Material Requirement Planning.
E)   Capacity Requirement Planning.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Question no 3329 : Bill of Material entry

In SAP PP as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following Entry Key is used to control the following:
. Material entry is a must
. For + and - quantity can be entered
. Inventory management material
. Variable size material

(only one answer) 

A)  Item Status. 
B)  BOM Status. 
C)  Item Category. 
D)  Data entry profile.
E)  Plant Parameter. 

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Thanks to Hasso Plattner

 Hasso Plattner is Primus Inter Pares of the Divine Trinity.

He invented SAP, he is the Father of SAP.

Without him, I wouldn't have worked on SAP.

Many of our livelihoods has been depended on this Job, although some cursed it daily, but still not quitting, because it puts food on our tables. So, be grateful. 

Being an SAP Consultant, you just bring your Brain to work. And if you are good at it, you damn will and if you want, you can really make a lot of money. One can be a business man, but a business man has a lot to think about, not just the prospectus of business in the future but also a lot of fixed expenses (overheads) to deal with. An SAP Consultant just needs to bring his/her Brain to work. If a project fails, he/she just walk away and go do another project, that's how it is, there is really nothing to loose. And if an SAP Consultant does his/her job well, the sky is the limit.

That is why every week, so many aspired SAP Consultants attending the SAP Academy and sitting for SAP Certifications. Because they all want to make it BIG in SAP. They all want to retire early, they all want MONEY, and Lots of MONEY. 

Thanks to Hasso Plattner. 

He created not just a software, it is not just an Empire but a Planet of people using and working on SAP, a Cult of followers, and money making machines. Think about it, a Manager in a factory in 2016 in KL may be earning a maximum of $12,000 - $15,000 per month, and that is likely a multinatoonal company but an SAP Consultant who just shows you how to click to get into a transaction earns the same if not more. Other SAP Consultants who can show you beyond the simple menu click can earn up to $200,000 per month and Tax free if you work in Brunei or the Middle East. In Europe, it is 800 Euro per hour! 

Hasso, 71 years of age today, a Tech Guru, a Billionaire, very passionate about Education, and even good at jokes in his presentations (seen many of it all these years). Few years ago, he even said that "Software design is not just technology but a Fine Art which needs lots of Creativity ..."

You may not like the software, and the challenges you have to face every day working on SAP. But while you are cursing and swearing the problems you are facing, you are still doing it. Why ? Deep down, you may just hate the company you are working for but you have falling in love with the software. You have falling in love with the work, along the way you did get your reward monthly.

All of us in someway have a Love Hate relationship with SAP. 
I am still passionate about it everyday. 
Without it, we wouldn't have met. 

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Question no 3328 : PP Control Key

In SAP PP as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following parameters are configured in the PP Control Key ?

(more than one answers)

A)   Auto Goods Receipt.
B)   Scheduling.
C)   Milestone Confirmation.
D)   Trigger Point.
E)   Confirmation Requirement.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Question no 3327 : PP Working Area

In SAP PP as at ECC6.0 EhP6, in which for following is the "Working Area" used to determine the scope of work for PP Master Data ?

(only one answer)

A)  BOM.
B)  Routing.
C)  Production Version.
D)  Engineering Workbench.
E)  Product Structure Browser.

Monday, December 19, 2016

Question no 3326 : Influencing Factor for Vendor Master Field Selections

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following are valid influencing factor for field selection that you can configure for the Vendor Master ?

(more than one answers)

A)   Company Code.
B)   Plant.
C)   Purchasing Organization.
D)   Transaction Code.
E)   Account Group.

MRP Type V2

Saturday, December 17, 2016

If Jacky Chan was a SAP Consultant

If  Jacky Chan was a SAP Consultant, everyone will have to step aside. Jacky Chan can do everything, Let me tell you why ...

1. When Jacky Chan writes a warning message in any program, all Chinese users will read it.

2. Jacky Chan has the ability to change any of the Standard SAP Programs.

3. Jacky Chan never uses the F1 key for help. 

4. Jacky Chan was certified in all of SAP software, I mean ALL. 

5. Imagine you would have been trained by Jacky Chan, you damn well know the intense knowledge you could have gained from the SAP Master Jacky Chan.

6. Jacky Chan seldom reads SAP Abap codes, because he has a team of Kungfu disciples who decifer the codes for him. Don't get me wrong, Jacky Chan knows the Abap codes from inside out, he just did not have time for the nitty gritty. 

7. If Jacky Chan takes up a SAP Roll out job, nobody will dare to deviate from the Standard SAP delivery and no modifications will be made. 

8. When Jacky Chan implements SAP WMS, the physical inventory count with always match the SAP inventory numbers. There is no doubt about it. 

9. Jacky Chan's Production Planning skills is above all PP Consultants (including me), because his capability is infinite. 

10. Many users complain that the SAP data entry screens are not friendly, because they had never receive a punch or flying kick from Jacky Chan. 

11. When Jacky Chan prepares to do a flying kick, you better execute transaction code MIGO and enter the Movement Type "551".

12. There will be a "Hong Kong Time Zone" in SU01 added, because Jacky Chan asked for it. 

13. Jacky Chan executes MRP run every second because he was the earliest adopter of SAP Hana, unlike myself always afraid to be early adopters of SAP Technology. No, No, Not Jacky Chan.

14. If Jacky Chan hears any user talks crap about SAP ....

15. When SAP decided to go Cloud, Jacky Chan approved it. 

16. If Jacky Chan is trying to access an IMG Configuration logged by you, you better start saying prayers. 

17. Jacky Chan will be the Head of the Think Tank Team in SAP Shanghai Research Centre. 

18. All of Jacky's developed processes will obviously be SAP Best Practices. 

19. Jacky Chan would have design new PP Planning Strategy for the MRP 3 data view of the Material which will have Strategies from 孙子兵法 (The Art of War). This will be our PP Planning module above and beyond all other competitors. (in fact, no more competition) Remember this, Jacky Chan only runs infinite capacity planning. (I myself is a proponent of infinite capacity systems, at least we have something in common.)

20.  Jacky Chan seldom uses BW, not that he does not believe in it. But Jacky compresses all forms of data using his fists, then only the data will be passed to BW. He will not bother what BW does with the data as the data is already compressed beyond Star Schema. 

21. When Jacky Chan takes on a new SAP Project, do not despair, he brings his own team of SAP disciples who has been with him for many many years. They work seamlessly together. The Client will start the day with Tai Chi lead by Jacky himself and end the day with some Kungfu practices. It is not just the mind but also the care of the body in Jacky Chan's SAP practices.

(Take it easy, it's Monday SAP Jokes, sad to say enjoy your week on SAP without Jacky Chan as he is our SAP God in the East).

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Question no 3325 : Sub Range Activation for Vendor Master

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP7, which of the following is used to activate the use of Sub Range for Plant for the Vendor Master ?

(only one answer)

A)  Purchasing Organization.
B)  Plant.
C)  Company Code.
D)  Account Group.
E)  Country.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Question no 3324 : Transaction Event Key for Price Difference G/L Account

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following Transaction Event Key is used to configure G/L for Price Differences ?

(only one answer)

A)   BSX.
B)   GBB.
C)   PRD.
D)   WRX.
E)   KON.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Question no 3323 : Automatic G/L Account Determination

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following assignments are correct in the Account Determination configuration ?

(more than one answers)

A)  Plants or Valuation Areas are assigned to Valuation Grouping Code.
B)  Valuation Grouping Codes are assigned to Account Category Reference.
C)  Valuation Classes are assigned to Account Category Reference.
D)  Plants or Valuation Areas are assigned to Account Category Reference.
E)  Account Modification is assigned to Movement Type Account Groupings.

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Kambing dengan SAP Consultant

One day, a young man called Ah Beng was driving on a road in Meru, it was during the Week of Raya; So, the road was very very much quieter than usual. 

He saw a really, i mean really big herd of Kambing (Sheep), an Indian boy called Mutu was in front the the herd. Ah Beng stopped the car in front of the herd. Miraculously, all the Kambing  too stopped and start grazing the grass on the road side.

Mutu was a timid boy, and stepped back a little held tightly onto his big stick. Ah Beng, dressed in his YSL smart shirt with designer tie walked out of his Volkswagen Beetle 2016 model. 

Ah Beng approached Mutu and said to him,

"Vannakam,  no school today ? Hello ... What's your name ?"

Mutu did his Indian slight head shake and told Ah Beng his name.

Ah Beng then said,

“If I guess how many kambing you do have, you give me one of them, can arr ?” 

Mutu turned his head to look at his herd of kambing and then said, 

Ah Beng then went to this Volkswagen and took out his Notebook, he booted it while plugging up the Printer to the power source from the Beetle. Ah Beng logged in and opened 6 session (that's the max, you know, at least per User Login), he executed the APO Optimization logic screen, looked up and scan the environment then start to enter the environmental variables as the Optimization parameters. He then "Run" the Genetic Algorithm in PPDS, it took just a split second as it was Hana-Enabled. Then he CIFted the planning results back to ECC7 EhP7 to check the planning results on MD04; Ah Beng noded his head at hit the Print button. The paper showed 128."

Ah Beng then arrogantly said to Mutu,
"It's 128"

Mutu looked at him, in disbelief but no choice, and handed in an animal to Ah Beng. 

Ah Beng wasn't really want to take the animal as to him, it was 
just a challenge in his everyday job. While Ah Beng was thinking what to do next with the animal; Mutu then asked him,

"Can I ask you a question ... If I can guess your job, would you give me back the animal ? "

Ah Beng said,
"Oh, Why not ? "

Mutu then said,
"You are an SAP Consultant."

Ah Beng said,
"Haiz, OK, you can have your animal back but how did you know."

Mutu said,
“Very simple, first, you come here without being called. Second, you charge me a kambing to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my anjing !” 


Monday, December 5, 2016

Question no 3322 : Service Conditions

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following are valid Service Condition scenarios ?

(more than one answers)

A)  Vendor with Plant without Purchasing Organization.
B)  Vendor with Plant with Purchasing Organization.
C)  Vendor without Plant without Purchasing Organization.
D)  Vendor without Plant with Purchasing Organization.
E)  Without Vendor without Plant without Purchasing Organization.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Question no 3321 : Create Service Master

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, when creating a Service Master, which of the following are Mandatory data fields ?

(more than one answers)

A)  Description.
B)  Material/Service Group.
C)  UOM.
D)  Division.
E)  Valuation Class.

Answer: A, B, C, E

Except Division.

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Haippily married man to his SAP Consultant Wife

A Man seemed happily married with his wife for 25 years.
His wife has been a SAP Consultant for 30 years.

One night, the usually quiet man and his wife went out with his colleagues for some drinks. 

After a couple of drinks, his colleagues in envy of his happy marriage and ask him how they can be so happily married even after 25 years. 

The man still sober and said,

"I remember when we were first married, we went up north to Langkawi, it was our honeymoon. 

We went horse riding, it was our first time. My horse was ok, but my wife's horse was a little crazy and it made my wife toppled over. She patted the horse and said "This is your first time". 

She went up the horse again, and within another short distance, the horse toppled over and the wife fell again to the ground. She stood up and patted the horse and said "This is your second time". 

In her last attempt to ride the horse, it went quite smooth until they came near a stream and the horse suddenly went even more crazier and made her wife toppled over the third time. She stood up and took out a revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!!

So, I shouted in disbelief "What did you do, you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy? 

She gave me a silent look and said: "This is your first time !!!"

At this point when the Man finish his story, he and all his colleague turned and looked at his wife.

The wife looked at his husband and said "This is your second time !!!" 

Friday, December 2, 2016

Question no 3320 : Enter Invoice with Reference

In SAP MM-LIV as at ECC6.0 EhP6, the following are allowed References when performing LIV in MM EXCEPT ?

(only one answer)

A)  Purchase Order.
B)  Contract.
C)  Scheduling Agreement. 
D)  Delivery Note.
E)  Service Entry Sheet.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Question no 3319 : Common configuration in MM-IM

In SAP MM-IM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following are Configuration available in "Goods Issue/Transfer Posting" and not in "Goods Receipt" configurations ?

(more than one answers)

A)   Create Storage Location Automatically.
B)   Define Screen Layout.
C)   Allow Negative Stocks.
D)  Create Purchase Order Automatically.
E)   Generate PI Doc for Goods Movement.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Question no 3318 : Printer Determination for Inventory Management Material Slips

In SAP MM-IM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following are valid Printer Determination for Inventory Management Material Slips ?

(more than one answers)

A)  Output Type + Plant + Storage Location.
B)  Output Type + Plant + Storage Location + User.
C)  Output Type + Plant + Storage Location + User Group.
D)  Output Type + User Group.
E)  Output Type + User.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Question no 3317 : ERS scenario

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following scenario must use the ERS vendor ?

(more than one answers)

A)  Consignment.
B)  Subcontracting.
C)  Pipeline.
D)  Invoicing Plan.
E)  Consumables.

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Question no 3316 : Tax Code for Procurement Process

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, Tax code is mandatory when generating Invoice for Purchase Order of which of the following scenarios ?

(more than one answers)

A)   Consignment Settlement.
B)   Pipeline Settlement.
C)   Stock scenario Purchase Order with ERS.
D)   Invoicing Plan Purchase Order.
E)   Blanket Purchase Order.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Animal world of IT Consultants

A couple walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.

While he was there another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, ''I'll have that cat please''.

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop, and took out a cat.
He fit a collar and leash and handed it to the customer, saying, ''That'll be $1000''.

The customer paid and walked out with his cat. Startled, the couple went over to the shopkeeper and said, ''That was a very expensive cat. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?''

The shopkeeper answered,
''Ah, that cat can program in 'ABAP' very fast, very very tight codes, no bugs, no Abap dumps and  well worth the money.''

The couple looked at a dog in another cage. ''That one's even more expensive - $10,000! What does he do?''

''Oh, that one's another excellent programmer; he can manage object-oriented programming, C++ and even some Java. All the really useful "in-stuff,'' said the shopkeeper.

The couple looked around for a little longer and saw a monkey in a cage of his own. The price tag around his neck read $25,000. They both gasped to the shopkeeper, ''That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does he do?''

The shopkeeper shrugged and said,
''Well, to tell you the truth, I haven't actually seen him do anything, but he says he's a SAP consultant.''

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Question no 3315 : Purchasing Value Key

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following data field is NOT defaulted from the Purchasing Value Key in the Material Master Purchasing data view ?

(only one answer)

A)   Reminders.
B)   Tolerances.
C)   Acknowledgement Requirements.
D)   Confirmation Control Key.
E)   Vendor Evaluation parameter.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Question no 3314 : Data fields in the Material Master Basic view

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following data fields are NOT in the Material Master Basic data view ?

(only one answer)

A)   Material Group.
B)   Old Material Number.
C)   External Material Group.
D)   Division.
E)   Purchasing Group.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Question no 3313 : Lot Origin in QM

In SAP QM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following is not a valid Lot Origin supplied by SAP ?

(only one answer)

A)  Goods Receipt.
B)  Goods Issue.
C)  Stock Transfer.
D)  Physical Inventory.
E)  Recurring Inspection.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Warning and Error Messages

We all know too well about 

SAP's "Warning" and "Error" Messages.

An SAP Consultant was Smoking where he takes his break after fedup with a series of continuous Abap Dumps, a lady standing nearby said to him
" Can't you recognize the Warnings of Smoking, Smoking is Injurious to Health....! "

The SAP Consultant replied
" We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"

Next day, the SAP Consultant speed past the Red Traffic Light
his wife next to him scolded him
" Don't you know it's dangerous driving to hit the Red Lights "

The SAP Consultant replied
" Sorry Dear, but we never bothered about Warnings, Errors are just our daily life, it means nothing to us !! "

The same SAP Consultant went for an Eye Check after a very long 9 months projects on the new S4Hana for Logistics, 
The Optometrist pointed out all colors and the SAP Consultant
could only tell 2 colors which is Yellow, and Red
The Optometrist then said
" You have a serious issue of Color Blind "

The SAP Consultant replied
" Doc!, for the past 9 months in SAP I only know Yellow is Warning and Red is Error, and I have been seeing more Reds in the past 9 months more than my entire working life"

Friday, November 18, 2016

Question no 3312 : Transaction Event

In SAP MM Account Determination as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following are the direct Account Determination factors in the Transaction Event Key configuration ?

(more than one answers)

A)   General Modification.
B)   Valuation Modifier.
C)   Valuation Class.
D)   Material Group.
E)   Storage Location.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Question no 3311 : Service Master number range

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following is the influencing factor for Service Master number range ?

(only one answer)

A)  Service Category.
B)  Service Group.
C)  Plant.
D)  User.
E)  Transaction Code.

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Question no 3310 : Automatic generation of physical inventory document

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following is used to activate the auto creation of PI doc upon goods movement ?

(only one answer)

A)  Movement Type only.
B)  Plant and Movement Type.
C)  Plant or Movement Type.
D)  Plant only.
E)  Plant, Movement Type, and Material Master.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Hurry Hurry Christmas Sales Hana 20% off ...

the offer is valid
maybe only in 
a Japanese Restaurant

Hana 20% Discount

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Question no 3309 : Movement Type configuration

In SAP MM-IM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following configuration parameters controls are correct for Movement Type ?

A)  De-activate Quality Inspection.
B)  Create Storage Location Automatically.
C)  Automatic PO creation.
D)  Stock Determination.
E)  Expiry date check activation.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Question no 3308 : Stock Determination in MM-IM

In SAP MM-IM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, for Stock Determination Strategy usage in Inventory Management, the Stock Determination Rule is assigned to the ____________ and the Stock Determination Group is assigned to the ______________ .

(only one answer)

A)   Plant, Material Master.
A)   Movement Type, Material Master.
A)   Material Master, Plant.
A)   Material Master, Movement Type.
A)   Plant and Movement Type, Material Master.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

If SAP made Rice Cookers

The instruction manual to use the Rice cooker would likely be over 1000 pages long.

The Rice cooker would come with pre-configured switches (the number of switches are highly configurable) which would all have to be set in an exact pattern and in a precise sequence in order to cook any type of rice grain from any country. 

Each pattern would be established by our SAP's experts as the "Best Practices" method of cooking all kinds of rice.

It would take a team of Basis and Functional Consultants about 6 months to Configure the Rice Cooker in the best possible manner, and then another 1 months to test it.

Mom and Dad would have to attend the user acceptance test 1 month before the delivery of the Rice Cooker, Mom and Dad will also be the trained to train other family members on how to use the new Rice Cooker.

1 month before the delivery of the configured Rice Cooker, the entire family would need to attend extensive End-User training classes on how to use the new Rice Cooker.

In order to support the end user family and the consultants, SAP will setup something in the cloud for everyone to post questions and answers regarding Rice Cooker set-up and its methods of operation. 

Of course, the online Help would be supported only in German Language. However, with a VO (variable order), we can hire 
a team of consultants from China and India to make the translation to any Language for you.

If this project goes well, it will be a reference site and SAP will delivery an Industrial Solution package for Rice Cooker. In time, a Certification Program will be in place to certify SAP Rice Cooker Consultants. The future looks bright for SAP Consulting in Rice Cooker.

Don't worry, as once it is running, you'd get the best Rice Cooker in the world. Rice Cookers Runs SAP now.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Question no 3307 : Inventory Management Plant dependent parameters

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, which of the following are valid Plant Dependent Parameters ?

(more than one answer)

A)  Automatic Creation of Storage Locations.
B)  Automatic Creation of Purchase Order.
C)  Default Delivery Complete Indicator
D)  Set Expiry Date Check
E)  Set Tolerance Limits for MAP Price Variance at GR.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Question no 3306 : Material Status

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, Material Status allows you to Control which of the following ?

(more than one answers)

A)  Source List requirement.
B)  Purchasing Document creation.
C)  Invoice Verification.
D)  Inventory Movement.
E)  Purchasing Info Record creation.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

An SAP Developer's Conversation with his Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have something to eat?
Husband - hard disk has reach its maximum capacity.

Wife - have you bought a present for my birthday?
Husband - bad command.

Wife - but I told you about it last night.
Husband - erroneous syntax, cancel command.

Wife - where's your salary, I need some money now.
Husband - abap dump due to too much information.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
Husband - need to get SAP security consultant to setup Authorization Profile.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - it was the Application consultants fault.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - default settings in my user profile.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - we moved from ABAP to Java last week.

Wife - what is the relation between you & that lady SAP Support Consultant?
Husband - she is a Super User and has been granted all Rights to read and write.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected, going into "run time error".

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - too many parameters to consider at this moment.

Wife - i will go to my mother's house for a week.
Husband - time to check if the Super User is available this week for her support.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - ready to type "/nex" to close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - cause we are now programming ABAP in the cloud.

Wife - I am leaving you for good.
Husband - Its now safe to turn off the computer.

Monday, October 24, 2016

Question no 3305 : Material Master screen configuration

In SAP MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, the following are influencing factor for Structure of Data Screens in the Material Master EXCEPT one ?

(only one answer)

A)   User.
B)   Plant.
C)   Material Type.
D)  Transaction.
E)   Industry Sector.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

How Babies are Delivered

In the World of SAP Project:

SAP Project Manager: is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

SAP Developer: Is a Person who thinks a single woman can deliver a baby in any number of months given as long as the Technical specifications to "How to" has been given to him.

SAP Pre-Sales Architect: Is one who thinks that a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

SAP Sales Director: If he can get nine woman to be pregnant at the same time, then he can get nine babies in nine months.

Client: Is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman and nine months to deliver a Twin or Triplet depending on the amount of money he has invested in the Project.

SAP Marketing Manager: Is a person who thinks that a child can be delivered whether a man and woman is available or not.

The SAP Resource Coordinator: Thinks that No man nor woman is needed to make babies, and it is possible to produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Consultant: Will not bother about how a child is delivered, he will just Document everything that happened in the 9 months.

SAP QA Auditor: This is the only person who will never be happy with the Process and Procedures to produce babies.

SAP Consultant: This person can deliver a baby in any number of month set by the Project Manager, it used to be 18 months, then not longer ago 12 months, when Economics was bad it went to 9 months, now the current standard is to deliver a baby in 6 months or less !

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Material Management - Inventory Management ATP Check on Reservations

Husband#10 is a SAP Consultant

I got this joke while in Denmark. 
It is really quite a naughty one, you don't have to read it;
you can come back next week for a more PG rated joke.
One of my Denmark student gave me a link in the Web to this joke.
The Web link was in Danish, so I got him to translate ... 
here goes ....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, He didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a  new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never Sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God, I miss him

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a SAP consultant. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Material Management - MEAN Address Master

Question no 3304 : Batch Determination in MM

In MM as at ECC6.0 EhP6, Batch determination procedure in MM is assigned to _____________ .

(only one answer)

A)  Plant.
B)  Movement Type.
C)  Plant and Movement Type.
D)  Movement Type and Special Type Stock Indicator.
E)  Plant, Movement Type and Special Type Stock Indicator.