Husband#10 is a SAP Consultant

I got this joke while in Denmark. 
It is really quite a naughty one, you don't have to read it;
you can come back next week for a more PG rated joke.
One of my Denmark student gave me a link in the Web to this joke.
The Web link was in Danish, so I got him to translate ... 
here goes ....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, He didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a  new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never Sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God, I miss him

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a SAP consultant. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"