An SAP Developer's Conversation with his Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have something to eat?
Husband - hard disk has reach its maximum capacity.

Wife - have you bought a present for my birthday?
Husband - bad command.

Wife - but I told you about it last night.
Husband - erroneous syntax, cancel command.

Wife - where's your salary, I need some money now.
Husband - abap dump due to too much information.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
Husband - need to get SAP security consultant to setup Authorization Profile.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - it was the Application consultants fault.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - default settings in my user profile.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - we moved from ABAP to Java last week.

Wife - what is the relation between you & that lady SAP Support Consultant?
Husband - she is a Super User and has been granted all Rights to read and write.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected, going into "run time error".

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - too many parameters to consider at this moment.

Wife - i will go to my mother's house for a week.
Husband - time to check if the Super User is available this week for her support.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - ready to type "/nex" to close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - cause we are now programming ABAP in the cloud.

Wife - I am leaving you for good.
Husband - Its now safe to turn off the computer.