Here is a Challenge for you
to test your "Solutioning" Skills.
The Requirement is as follows:
You need to design something so that the
waking time of a Customer is synchronized
with the Sun Rise so that he/she can
wake up and go to work on time.
An SAP Consultant provided this solution,
"Lets Re-design the house so that when the first ray
of sun hits the horizon, a signal will be transmitted
to the Satellite, a software will be written
to extrapolate the calculations with a specially
designed algorithm provided by SAP's APO system,
this algorithm will be so powerful and intelligent
that you don't need to understand it.
This is quite complex as it will involve
more than Mixed-Integer Linear Programming
as well as Genetic Algorithm.
The results from the combined Algorithms will then
be CIFted (Core-Interfaced) back to the backend
ERP system where a program will be written to automatically
generate a Maintenance Notification in the
Plant Maintenance with a default Task Code from the Task Catalog
where by the document will be
beamed using a separate module which requires
development as it will trigger a signal to a
head band which the customer must wear during
his/her sleep, In this way, the customer
will 100% wake up on time everyday, see
All these will be provided in the Hana Solution
so all calculations are done in the Speed of Hana"
The Samsung Smart Phone Sales Man
would say,
Please buy any Samsung Smart Phone
which has an Alarm
(which by the way can be sync to
the time of SunRise)
(A version of this SAP Joke I heard
from an Indian Consultant when
teaching in SAP Singapore)
(A version of this SAP Joke I heard
from an Indian Consultant when
teaching in SAP Singapore)
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