Haippily married man to his SAP Consultant Wife

A Man seemed happily married with his wife for 25 years.
His wife has been a SAP Consultant for 30 years.

One night, the usually quiet man and his wife went out with his colleagues for some drinks. 

After a couple of drinks, his colleagues in envy of his happy marriage and ask him how they can be so happily married even after 25 years. 

The man still sober and said,

"I remember when we were first married, we went up north to Langkawi, it was our honeymoon. 

We went horse riding, it was our first time. My horse was ok, but my wife's horse was a little crazy and it made my wife toppled over. She patted the horse and said "This is your first time". 

She went up the horse again, and within another short distance, the horse toppled over and the wife fell again to the ground. She stood up and patted the horse and said "This is your second time". 

In her last attempt to ride the horse, it went quite smooth until they came near a stream and the horse suddenly went even more crazier and made her wife toppled over the third time. She stood up and took out a revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!!

So, I shouted in disbelief "What did you do, you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy? 

She gave me a silent look and said: "This is your first time !!!"


At this point when the Man finish his story, he and all his colleague turned and looked at his wife.

The wife looked at his husband and said "This is your second time !!!"