Warning and Error Messages

We all know too well about 

SAP's "Warning" and "Error" Messages.


An SAP Consultant was Smoking where he takes his break after fedup with a series of continuous Abap Dumps, a lady standing nearby said to him
" Can't you recognize the Warnings of Smoking, Smoking is Injurious to Health....! "

The SAP Consultant replied
" We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"


Next day, the SAP Consultant speed past the Red Traffic Light
his wife next to him scolded him
" Don't you know it's dangerous driving to hit the Red Lights "

The SAP Consultant replied
" Sorry Dear, but we never bothered about Warnings, Errors are just our daily life, it means nothing to us !! "


The same SAP Consultant went for an Eye Check after a very long 9 months projects on the new S4Hana for Logistics, 
The Optometrist pointed out all colors and the SAP Consultant
could only tell 2 colors which is Yellow, and Red
The Optometrist then said
" You have a serious issue of Color Blind "

The SAP Consultant replied
" Doc!, for the past 9 months in SAP I only know Yellow is Warning and Red is Error, and I have been seeing more Reds in the past 9 months more than my entire working life"