Kiss a Frog

A professionally dressed business woman was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a charming prince."

She bent over, picked up the frog and put it in one of the compartments in her bag.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a charming Prince,
I will promise to stay with you for a week."

The woman took the frog out of her bag, smiled at it and returned it to the bag.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Prince,
I'll stay with you and do anything for you."

Again the woman took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into her bag.
Finally the frog asked, "What is it with you? I've told you I'm a charming Prince,
and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything for you. Why won't you kiss me?"

The woman said, "Look, I'm a busy SAP consultant.
I don't have time for boyfriends, but listening to a talking frog seems really cool."