Training to be a SAP Consultant

A Chinese man walk into a Tea House (茶档) with one of his FIST up the air and another hand holding a bag full of SHIT. 

He demanded the Waiter (档小二) for a pot of Top Class Tie Guan Ying (顶级铁观音). The Waiter obliged and soon brought a pot to the table for the Chinese man. 

The Chinese man pour some tea into the cup but quickly spit out all the tea, he then stood up to throw the Pot as well as the bag of SHIT into the air. He swing his FIST to break the Pot into pieces and did a Flying kick to the bag of SHIT. 

All eyes of other Patrons look at the Pot and SHIT flying everywhere, but the Chinese man turned his back and disappeared (轻功). 

The Next day, the Chinese man return to the same Tea House, and shouted from the entrance for a pot of Top Class Tie Guan Ying (顶级铁观音) again. The Waiter throw back a reply "Sorry, we are closed today. We are cleaning up the SHIT the last time you were here. But, just what was all that about you did yesterday ?"

The Chinese man said, "I am now training to be an SAP Consultant, I come in, boss around, drink Tea, kick SHIT, and disappear quickly".