A Glass of Water

There was a glass of water on the table...

1st person says, "It's half full". 
He/She is an Thinker.

2nd person says, "It's half empty". 
He/She is a Creepy.

3rd person says, "We need to help you to do a Study on this one". 
He/She is a Management Consultant.

4th person says, "How do you want it to be configured is based on your needs". 
He/She is an SAP consultant.

5th person says, "It's not empty nor full". 
He/She is a Buddhist. 

6th person says, "It's empty when it is full, It's full when it is empty". 
He/She is a Creepy Buddhist SAP Consultant who thinks too much.