Some Funny Acronym

Over the weekend,
bored and found these
in the WWW

DOS

Defective Operating System

WINDOWS 

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

 

IBM 

I Blamed Microsoft

LOTUS

Let Only The Users Suffer

 

JAVA

Just Another Vague Acronym

 

BASIC

Bill's Attempt-to Seize Industry Control

 

GOOGLE

GOD's Only Online Gateway Linked Electronically

 

YAHOO

You Always Have Other Options

 

TWITTER

Thoughts Which I Think  They Enjoy Reading

 

SAP

Silenced After Purchased